Fun with dieting

Some people in this world are blessed with super metabolisms. You know, the ones who can eat anything and everything they want and never gain a pound.

Unfortunately, I am not one of them, so like every year, I’m on a diet. I suppose it’d be smarter, and probably healthier, to maintain my weight when I’m lighter. But what’s the fun in that? When would I get to gorge on absurd amounts of food?

Never, according to most dieticians, but I don’t care.

What’s fun is being able to lose the weight and become super fit and muscley.

Hmm, maybe I don’t want to be one of those super metabolistic folks. They have trouble keeping weight on. That must suck.